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Donkey

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 09:13:48 -0400

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A working girl gets fed up with a series of johns who asked to be peed on.

Wink, Wink

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:05:57 -0400

A man uses entirely too many euphamisms.

Jared Leto

What The F**k Happened To Geena Davis?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:00:33 -0400

A once popular actress Googles herself until her head explodes.

Geena Davis

Milk Bones

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:41:46 -0400

A quiet, friendly bus driver discovers that he has a fetish for pregnant women.

Ashton Kutcher

In The Penalty

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:12:24 -0400

A lifelong Los Angeles Lakers fan becomes overcome with guilt and insanity after he murders his best friend for his season tickets.

Jack Nicholson

Mandible Damage

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:24:39 -0400

A group of a pre-teens take part in a series of high stakes, county-wide spelling bees.

Rhea Perlman

Twitch

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:20:02 -0400

A struggling space traveling performance artist spends his last days on earth reciting William Faulkner into a camera.

Charlie Sheen

Tard

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:26:15 -0500

A group of hunters discover why it isn’t funny to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Billy Bob Thornton, Gary Sinise

Porker

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:19:15 -0500

A hopeless romantic discovers that the way to his heart is literally through his stomach.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Branded

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:05:18 -0500

A high profile reporter learns to deal with shame after she accidentally publishes her sexting escapades with her daughter’s third grade teacher on Twitter.

Megan Mullally

Mercy Kill

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:56:23 -0500

A Woman’s Studies professor who has lost patience with her profession decides to lock her students in the classroom until they become willing to murder for their cause.

Sherilyn Fenn

Manic Impressive

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:44:00 -0500

A man struggles to conceal the fact that his clinical depression gives him super powers.

Paul Giamatti

Key Grip

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 02:52:04 -0500

A parking valet in Los Angeles takes LSD on the job.

Taylor Lautner

Rabbit Ears

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 02:36:11 -0500

A nurse who suffers from crippling Obsessive Compulsive Disorder finds a friend in the form of a talking vibrator.

Natalie Portman

Haters Gonna Hate

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:56:55 -0500

A seemingly passive technical blogger gets outed as a vengeful hate monger after his mother stumbles across a YouTube channel filled with his angry and borderline racist monologues.

Jesse Eisenberg

Wrap Roast

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 14:20:00 -0500

A once famous insult comic gets a job wrapping presents at Macy’s during the holiday season.

Judy Tenuta

Dollar Short

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 18:37:29 -0400

An aging prostitute decides to lower her rates.

Courtney Cox

Deep Cuts

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 19:35:00 -0400

A burgeoning singer-songwriter discovers she’s every bit as vapid as the critics say she is when a bout with writer’s block prevents her from using any of her past relationships as inspiration.

Hilary Duff

(ed. note: this is the 50th post on Option This Movie, which is a milestone!)

Fruit Juice

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:00:15 -0400

A homosexual teenager manages to meet Jesus Christ during the second coming, sparking a torrid love affair.

Justin Bieber, Blair Underwood

Puppet

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:35:00 -0400

A villified ex-politician attempts to get his ideas out to the world by asking his mentally handicapped yet beautiful house maid to run for Senate on his platforms.

Lady Gaga, Richard Dreyfuss