July 2010
19 posts
Transplantation
A strong willed New York transsexual accidentally gets sold into slavery in China.
Edward Furlong
Gimme Three Steps
A sanitation worker in North Carolina is ordered to take ballet lessons as part of his anger management.
Jeff Bridges
Return My Call
A selfish playboy who discovers he has AIDS must track down all of his flings and break the news.
Matthew McConaughey
Fourth Meal
A bored billionaire with a cannibalism fetish coerces people onto an island where the only food is soy-based meat substitutes.
David Hyde Pierce
Nebraska
A delusional teen kidnaps Max Weinberg in a desperate attempt to convince his grandfather that he’s the real Bruce Springsteen.
Zac Efron
Spite Night
Twin brothers Jack and Gerald have a falling out when Jack murders his girlfriend and blames it on his brother.
Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson
Stealing Second
A convicted rapist, fresh from being released from prison, quickly becomes addicted to speed dating.
Craig T. Nelson
Bro Tools
A down on his luck, used-rock-dealing caveman tries to make good by selling his primitive ‘inventions’.
Robin Williams, Gerard Butler
Stick Figure
After attending a midnight showing of his 80’s cult classic film Mannequin, actor Andrew McCarthy discovers — to his horror — that his body is slowly changing into plastic.
Andrew McCarthy
Bland McNally
A bumbling Irish folklorist attempts to map out his family tree by using hundreds of letters written by his grandfather that deal solely with his love for cardboard boxes.
Sean Astin
Rain Delay
A first year women’s soft ball coach succumbs to the killer inside her after she learns that her ace pitcher has failed her SATs.
Ali Larter
Woofo
A mayor who is burdened with the task of getting his small hometown out of massive debt comes to the conclusion that the only way to make enough money is to teach dogs how to skydive.
C. Thomas Howell
Holy Moses
A recovering alcoholic discovers that she has the ability to part large bodies of water.
Anna Paquin
Polar Opposites
Santa Claus comes to terms with the fact that his long lost cousin prefers ice fishing to celebrating Christmas.
John Goodman, John Turturro
Nancy Boy
A young college student develops an unhealthy fascination with Nancy Reagan.
Chace Crawford
Bear A$$
(Animated)
A bear and donkey go into the bestiality porn business and end up turning more than just a profit.
Norm MacDonald (voice), Jeremy Piven (voice)
Every Breath You Take
He’s a scuba instructor who can teach her to dive, but can she teach him to love?
Willem Defoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg
submitted by Nick LaRusso
End Transmission
An undercover cop falls in love with an undercover drug runner posing as a desk clerk at Jiffy Lube.
Rosanna Arquette, Josh Hartnett
Heat Stroke
A professional golfer who is dying of cancer must battle the devil for his soul at Florida’s beautiful TPC Sawgrass golf course.
Tobey Mcguire, Sam Elliott
