An aging prostitute decides to lower her rates.
A burgeoning singer-songwriter discovers she’s every bit as vapid as the critics say she is when a bout with writer’s block prevents her from using any of her past relationships as inspiration.
(ed. note: this is the 50th post on Option This Movie, which is a milestone!)
A homosexual teenager manages to meet Jesus Christ during the second coming, sparking a torrid love affair.
Justin Bieber, Blair Underwood
A villified ex-politician attempts to get his ideas out to the world by asking his mentally handicapped yet beautiful house maid to run for Senate on his platforms.
Lady Gaga, Richard Dreyfuss
A man who becomes enraged after his favorite musician turns to electronica begins hunting and murdering every musician in his record collection alphabetically.
A 34-year-old college senior realizes he’s spent his entire adult life as an extra on Saved By the Bell: The College Years.