October 2010
6 posts
Dollar Short
An aging prostitute decides to lower her rates.
Courtney Cox
Deep Cuts
A burgeoning singer-songwriter discovers she’s every bit as vapid as the critics say she is when a bout with writer’s block prevents her from using any of her past relationships as inspiration.
Hilary Duff
(ed. note: this is the 50th post on Option This Movie, which is a milestone!)
Fruit Juice
A homosexual teenager manages to meet Jesus Christ during the second coming, sparking a torrid love affair.
Justin Bieber, Blair Underwood
Puppet
A villified ex-politician attempts to get his ideas out to the world by asking his mentally handicapped yet beautiful house maid to run for Senate on his platforms.
Lady Gaga, Richard Dreyfuss
Dead Beat
A man who becomes enraged after his favorite musician turns to electronica begins hunting and murdering every musician in his record collection alphabetically.
Daniel Stern
Time Out
A 34-year-old college senior realizes he’s spent his entire adult life as an extra on Saved By the Bell: The College Years.
Vincent Kartheiser
