A working girl gets fed up with a series of johns who asked to be peed on.
A man uses entirely too many euphamisms.
A once popular actress Googles herself until her head explodes.
A quiet, friendly bus driver discovers that he has a fetish for pregnant women.
A lifelong Los Angeles Lakers fan becomes overcome with guilt and insanity after he murders his best friend for his season tickets.
A group of a pre-teens take part in a series of high stakes, county-wide spelling bees.
A struggling space traveling performance artist spends his last days on earth reciting William Faulkner into a camera.
A group of hunters discover why it isn’t funny to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Billy Bob Thornton, Gary Sinise
A hopeless romantic discovers that the way to his heart is literally through his stomach.
A high profile reporter learns to deal with shame after she accidentally publishes her sexting escapades with her daughter’s third grade teacher on Twitter.
A Woman’s Studies professor who has lost patience with her profession decides to lock her students in the classroom until they become willing to murder for their cause.
A man struggles to conceal the fact that his clinical depression gives him super powers.
A parking valet in Los Angeles takes LSD on the job.
A nurse who suffers from crippling Obsessive Compulsive Disorder finds a friend in the form of a talking vibrator.
A seemingly passive technical blogger gets outed as a vengeful hate monger after his mother stumbles across a YouTube channel filled with his angry and borderline racist monologues.
A once famous insult comic gets a job wrapping presents at Macy’s during the holiday season.
An aging prostitute decides to lower her rates.
A burgeoning singer-songwriter discovers she’s every bit as vapid as the critics say she is when a bout with writer’s block prevents her from using any of her past relationships as inspiration.
(ed. note: this is the 50th post on Option This Movie, which is a milestone!)
A homosexual teenager manages to meet Jesus Christ during the second coming, sparking a torrid love affair.
Justin Bieber, Blair Underwood
A villified ex-politician attempts to get his ideas out to the world by asking his mentally handicapped yet beautiful house maid to run for Senate on his platforms.
Lady Gaga, Richard Dreyfuss