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A working girl gets fed up with a series of johns who asked to be peed on.
March 2013
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
Wink, Wink
A man uses entirely too many euphamisms.
Jared Leto
What The F**k Happened To Geena Davis?
A once popular actress Googles herself until her head explodes.
Geena Davis
Milk Bones
A quiet, friendly bus driver discovers that he has a fetish for pregnant women.
Ashton Kutcher
In The Penalty
A lifelong Los Angeles Lakers fan becomes overcome with guilt and insanity after he murders his best friend for his season tickets.
Jack Nicholson
April 2011
2 posts
Mandible Damage
A group of a pre-teens take part in a series of high stakes, county-wide spelling bees.
Rhea Perlman
Twitch
A struggling space traveling performance artist spends his last days on earth reciting William Faulkner into a camera.
Charlie Sheen
February 2011
7 posts
Tard
A group of hunters discover why it isn’t funny to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Billy Bob Thornton, Gary Sinise
Porker
A hopeless romantic discovers that the way to his heart is literally through his stomach.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Branded
A high profile reporter learns to deal with shame after she accidentally publishes her sexting escapades with her daughter’s third grade teacher on Twitter.
Megan Mullally
Mercy Kill
A Woman’s Studies professor who has lost patience with her profession decides to lock her students in the classroom until they become willing to murder for their cause.
Sherilyn Fenn
Manic Impressive
A man struggles to conceal the fact that his clinical depression gives him super powers.
Paul Giamatti
Key Grip
A parking valet in Los Angeles takes LSD on the job.
Taylor Lautner
Rabbit Ears
A nurse who suffers from crippling Obsessive Compulsive Disorder finds a friend in the form of a talking vibrator.
Natalie Portman
January 2011
1 post
Haters Gonna Hate
A seemingly passive technical blogger gets outed as a vengeful hate monger after his mother stumbles across a YouTube channel filled with his angry and borderline racist monologues.
Jesse Eisenberg
December 2010
1 post
Wrap Roast
A once famous insult comic gets a job wrapping presents at Macy’s during the holiday season.
Judy Tenuta
October 2010
6 posts
Dollar Short
An aging prostitute decides to lower her rates.
Courtney Cox
Deep Cuts
A burgeoning singer-songwriter discovers she’s every bit as vapid as the critics say she is when a bout with writer’s block prevents her from using any of her past relationships as inspiration.
Hilary Duff
(ed. note: this is the 50th post on Option This Movie, which is a milestone!)
Fruit Juice
A homosexual teenager manages to meet Jesus Christ during the second coming, sparking a torrid love affair.
Justin Bieber, Blair Underwood
Puppet
A villified ex-politician attempts to get his ideas out to the world by asking his mentally handicapped yet beautiful house maid to run for Senate on his platforms.
Lady Gaga, Richard Dreyfuss
